There aren't any egyptians at Magic Island

So i went there for my fiancee's xmas party expecting to be bedazzled by the mysterious cuisine and entertainment of Egypt's finest. But it just wasn't in the cards. First off, the "valet" company they hire are a bunch of losers that dont even wear uniforms. After that, there is a woman who offers to take your picture for probably 10-15 dollars by a brass cobra whos eyes dont even glow red. BOO. Then we had a cocktail hour where i was informed that it was OPEN BAR. That was the only way i was able to make it through the rest of the night. Mexican waiters, soggy salad, crappy surf and turf, and NO EGYPTIANS. The magic show was meh, the card tricks and matrix fork bending routine was ok. All in all, I would say 100 bucks per couple is a rip. The only reason i would ever go back is if I were dressed as Indi and my fiancee would agree to dress up like a little boy w/ baseball cap and refer to me as "Docta Jones!" I would whip the workers with my whip until i got thrown out.

That's the gist!