I almost banged Eliza Dushku (warning dirty post!)

Last nite in a dream. man it was hot. I always wake up right before I get to have sex. boo. the other night i almost banged Jessica Alba, but she was making me pull popsicle sticks out of her butt. I never have sexy dreams, whats the deal? I think Jessica is hot, but Dushku? Dirty...

I crashed my old companys xmas party last friday. It was pretty weak. The bar only had smirnoff vodka. I had to walk all the way to the real bar for a drink. It was fun seeing my old coworkers though. I bailed early when the old people started dancing.

I volunteered at the special olympics bowling tournament this past saturday. I am going to volunteer more often, it really is very rewarding. I got attatched to my bowler, Jeremyer. Hes in a wheel chair and needed a special rail thingy so he could just push the ball and it would roll down into the lane. We got 2nd! Wahoo!

Thats the gist!