Celebrity Lookalikes at 24 hr fitness

Today at the gym i saw Tia Carrera and Robert DeNiro. They work out at my gym. When i was doing my shoulders, i pretended that I was Andy Garcia, and all the hot women in the jazzercise room are looking at me.
After that I met Hoolio at Sasu sushi bar and talked about the times we got beat up in high school. I should be dead by now, but i have a silver tongue. The only time i got hit was because i didnt get a chance to open my mouth.
I keep borrowing bottle rocket. I need to just buy it already. That scene where the indian guy apologizes for not opening the safe makes me pee in my pants. "i dont know, blew it man". hahahaha. oh.. im very upset right now
That's the gist!